Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

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xphanficx By joeyggraceffaa Updated Nov 14

Dan and Phil have been friends forever now and have always been close. Close to the point where everyone, including their family's, are suspicious about them, but they are both straight. They claimed it many times that they both like girls and truly believe it, but they both also struggled when it came to girls. They didn't know how to impress, kiss, touch, and please a female. They both figured that they were just bad at this kind of stuff, so they decide to practice on each other because platonic straight friends kissing and fucking each other doesn't mean anything right? 

"This doesn't make us gay right, if we teach each other how to kiss and practice on you?"

"Of course not, we're friends and straight."

"No homo?"

"No homo"

I'm sorry I've been cracking up the whole time this is amazing I love it
trashcan__ trashcan__ Oct 15
Ok I really like this story wow👏🏻👏🏻 solid 5 no homo dans out of 5
liyahleave liyahleave Nov 06
Hold on hold on hold on before i read this im just gonna say this is literally a fanfic thats basically the joke *makes out has sex gets married* "no homo tho"