Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

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xphanficx By joeyggraceffaa Updated Feb 16

Dan and Phil have been friends forever now and have always been close. Close to the point where everyone, including their family's, are suspicious about them, but they are both straight. They claimed it many times that they both like girls and truly believe it, but they both also struggled when it came to girls. They didn't know how to impress, kiss, touch, and please a female. They both figured that they were just bad at this kind of stuff, so they decide to practice on each other because platonic straight friends kissing and fucking each other doesn't mean anything right? 

"This doesn't make us gay right, if we teach each other how to kiss and practice on you?"

"Of course not, we're friends and straight."

"No homo?"

"No homo"

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tsnusstjcd tsnusstjcd Aug 15
Yah you just kissed a guy and you're not gay, yup totally, mhm.
Omg this is literally an exact senerio in a book I'm writing I'm crying 
                              
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I actually did this with one of my friends who is a homophobe and we made out for about an hour. Believe it or not it was completely platonic. Even if I did have a hickey on a certain feminine part on the chest
just a couple of dudes hanging out five feet apart bECAUSE thEYRE NoT gAY
You're right, you're not gay
                              You're Phil-Lester-sexual and Phil-Lester-romantic
This is the man I have chosen to be my idol. I made a mistake. 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Just kidding