Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

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xphanficx By joeyggraceffaa Updated Nov 14, 2016

Dan and Phil have been friends forever now and have always been close. Close to the point where everyone, including their family's, are suspicious about them, but they are both straight. They claimed it many times that they both like girls and truly believe it, but they both also struggled when it came to girls. They didn't know how to impress, kiss, touch, and please a female. They both figured that they were just bad at this kind of stuff, so they decide to practice on each other because platonic straight friends kissing and fucking each other doesn't mean anything right? 

"This doesn't make us gay right, if we teach each other how to kiss and practice on you?"

"Of course not, we're friends and straight."

"No homo?"

"No homo"

aestheticprince_ aestheticprince_ 3 days ago
oh yeah it's not like i just kissed you bro oh no no homo nope wtf is a homo never heard of it hahahahahahAHAHAHAH
phan_24 phan_24 Dec 04, 2016
Can't spell Daniel James Howell with out the letters in homo
HAHAHAHHA YOU GUYS THINK YOURE STRAIGHT AHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST JOKE IN THE ENTIRE BOOK AHAHAHHA
phan_24 phan_24 Dec 04, 2016
Can't spell Daniel James Howell with out all the letters in homo ;)
You say you're going to say her from a burning building when you literalleh carried phil from his room claiming "I'm gonna save you from this burning building! Yeah! Yeah!"
liyahleave liyahleave Nov 06, 2016
Hold on hold on hold on before i read this im just gonna say this is literally a fanfic thats basically the joke *makes out has sex gets married* "no homo tho"