Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

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|xphanficx| By joeyggraceffaa Updated Feb 16

Dan and Phil have been friends forever now and have always been close. Close to the point where everyone, including their family's, are suspicious about them, but they are both straight. They claimed it many times that they both like girls and truly believe it, but they both also struggled when it came to girls. They didn't know how to impress, kiss, touch, and please a female. They both figured that they were just bad at this kind of stuff, so they decide to practice on each other because platonic straight friends kissing and fucking each other doesn't mean anything right? 

"This doesn't make us gay right, if we teach each other how to kiss and practice on you?"

"Of course not, we're friends and straight."

"No homo?"

"No homo"

Yah you just kissed a guy and you're not gay, yup totally, mhm.
Mmhhmmmm sure then why did your heart race when he put his hand on your shoulder HUH HUH EXACTLY
Alluring, sexual, intense, captivating, intriguing, sexy, all of those would work really.
Omg this is literally an exact senerio in a book I'm writing I'm crying 
                              
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I'm actually laughing out loud in the middle of a library XD
This is the beat of my heart,this is the beat of my heart—"This is gospel" by P!ATD 
                              Me: mine is going really fast so blame the fanfic