Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

Just Straight Friends? || Dan and Phil

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xphanficx By joeyggraceffaa Updated Feb 17, 2017

Dan and Phil have been friends forever now and have always been close. Close to the point where everyone, including their family's, are suspicious about them, but they are both straight. They claimed it many times that they both like girls and truly believe it, but they both also struggled when it came to girls. They didn't know how to impress, kiss, touch, and please a female. They both figured that they were just bad at this kind of stuff, so they decide to practice on each other because platonic straight friends kissing and fucking each other doesn't mean anything right? 

"This doesn't make us gay right, if we teach each other how to kiss and practice on you?"

"Of course not, we're friends and straight."

"No homo?"

"No homo"

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  • danisnotonfire
  • fanfiction
  • gay
  • phanfiction
  • phansmut
Peltzz101 Peltzz101 Mar 06
N o h o m o (except for literally every DanandPhilgames video in 2018 like seriously)
Ugh for someone who is veeeeeeery unconfortable with eye contact I hate when people think bad about it. Like I don't care or something
amazingbookisdaniel amazingbookisdaniel Dec 02, 2017
just a couple of dudes hanging out five feet apart bECAUSE thEYRE NoT gAY
danliterally danliterally Jul 02, 2017
This is the man I have chosen to be my idol. I made a mistake. 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Just kidding
_phaniel_confirmed_ _phaniel_confirmed_ Nov 04, 2017
"When you told me that you didn't ship phan. You know the problem wasn't with Phil or Dan." Sorry had to
kristenfaithhall kristenfaithhall Jul 14, 2017
(throwback to vine) 🎶two guys sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cus' they're not gay!🎶