All memes are by meh... enjoy!! XD
I actually was dumb enough to not look at when I was walking in my house and stepped on afraid bee then the stinger got stuck in my foot ;-;
( There was a bee hive in my attic)
Me: uuuhhh Jeff are you ok?
Kari: no he’s just high again.
Me: high on what? What is high? *very innocent. Can’t you tell?*
Kari: umm Nevermind.
Smart Me: But the bees help pollinate our flowers, keeping them all alive and fertilized, including spreading them to grow!
Don’t Care Me: KILL ALL THE LITTLE STINGY FUCKERS!!
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That’s me when I get down stairs and there still a Boston creme donut left for me.