The Big Book Of Riren

The Big Book Of Riren

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Sparkly Ereri Trash By Devil_Spawn Updated Oct 06

Two months into the school year and I was in love with my teacher. 

This. Is. Bad. Very bad. 


Why? 

BECAUSE IM ELEVEN YEARS OLD AND MY TEACHER MAKES MY WEEWEE STIFF. 

Why am I a pervy child? Because my teacher is hot af and this is the twenty first century and people be losing their virginity at the age of five and becoming prostitutes at the age of 13. At least that's what mommy says. I don't know what virginity or prostitutes is. 

"Eren, pay attention."

"Ah! Yes sir Mr. Ackerman!" I sat up straight, looking up at him. He clicked his tongue and carried on with the lesson. 

I stared at him, watching his tight shirt compress as his muscles flexed from underneath. I blushed darkly, looking down and playing with my fingers. 

"Alright so to start off with today's lesson..."

I zoned out a bit, staring at him. Mr. Ackerman always looked so perfect. Especially when he had that look in his eyes. It was like a mixture of greed and affection. 

Seeing that look made me think about Mr. ...

Eren: MOM MY TEACHER MAKES MY WEEWEE STIFF
                              
                              Me: Dafuq child your 11
Just gonna ask.... What mother lets their child go home with their teacher on the weekends?
                              Who am I kidding anything can happen in weaboo world
Armin_Arlert-15 Armin_Arlert-15 2 days ago
*dies*
                              *resurrection*
                              Just neede to read this one more time...
                              *dies again*
I'm in a family meeting and I can't stop laughing they're staring at me 😂😂😂😂😂
Armin_Arlert-15 Armin_Arlert-15 2 days ago
IN MEMORY OF:
                              ARMIN ARLERT
                              LOVING FRIEND AND LOVER OF ERE- ummmmm NO ONE
MY JAW DROPPED AT THAT! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SCREAM, LAUGH OR CLAP! XD