"Jesus Christ, how am I even having the conversation with you?"
If you hate mpreg DONT READ THIS
If you are going to comment 'ew' DONT READ THIS.
If you don't like gay fanfiction: the you probably SHOULDN'T READ THIS!!
THINK THINGS ON THE BRINK OF BLASPHEMY IN MY OWN SHRINK THINK THINGS ARE AFTER ME MY CATASTROPHE
My Mom found out she was pregnant with me bc of a grill party ;-;
THINK THINGS ON THE BRINK OF BLASPHEMY IM MY OWN SHRINK THINK THINGS ARE AFTER ME A MY CATASTROPHE