"Jesus Christ, how am I even having the conversation with you?"
If you hate mpreg DONT READ THIS
If you are going to comment 'ew' DONT READ THIS.
If you don't like gay fanfiction: the you probably SHOULDN'T READ THIS!!
My Mom found out she was pregnant with me bc of a grill party ;-;
THINK THINGS ON THE BRINK OF BLASPHEMY IM MY OWN SHRINK THINK THINGS ARE AFTER ME A MY CATASTROPHE