Dumb Book Moments

Dumb Book Moments

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MyNerdyEscape By MyNerdyEscape Updated Dec 28, 2016

These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more.   Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness

  • 5sos
  • bad
  • boy
  • direction
  • funny
  • high
  • marysue
  • nerd
  • one
  • popular
  • school
  • vampires
  • werewolves
Fanfic mom: K, Have fun, Honey.
                              
                              My real mom: WHAT?! NO, EFFIN' WAY. GET BACK INTO YOUR ROOM, YOU'RE GROUNDED. *grabs baseball bat* Lets show this 1D what this chick is made off.
                              
                              (Dear God, I'm soo sleep depreived)
Fanatic_Francis Fanatic_Francis 7 days ago
A man needs a name.
                              
                              *mentions exotic name*
                              
                              A girl lacks honor...
Dude, let me tell you something, my life consists of 70% ponytails and the 30% other are braids and NEAT buns
Jeez, 'Starving Africian Child' Okay, thanks *pats belly which makes a weird splashing sound*
I'm 100% sure my Directioner Bestfriend would literally FREAK if she read this.
                              
                              
                              
                              (...Omg, imma send her to read this fic! *evil laugh*)
Fanatic_Francis Fanatic_Francis 7 days ago
More like alien names that I'm going to use as sci-fi characters.