Find all the great sarcastic comebacks and insults to use in front of idiots, in one place.
Guy i hate: hello!
Me: *am planning your murder*
Guy i hate: did u just say you are planning my murder?
Yep.. U can say it aloud
I swear to god u r jobless go study my parabatai omg how did u get time to do all this well ur leg is sprained so no wonder goddess
whenever i hear the word 'bitch' I automatically think 'thank you for the lovely compliment of calling me 'Beautiful' 'Intelligent' 'Talented' 'Charming' and 'Hot'
Firstly, this is old. Secondly, I came here for quick and smart replies. This would be waste of time. Try again hunny.