I speak SARCASM as my second language

I speak SARCASM as my second language

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bandavya111002 By bandavya111002 Updated Jul 09

Find all the great sarcastic comebacks and insults to use in front of idiots, in one place.

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SonOfKatherinePierce SonOfKatherinePierce Jul 28, 2017
Guy i hate: hello! 
                              Me: *am planning your murder*
                              Guy i hate: did u just say you are planning my murder? 
                              
                              Yep.. U can say it aloud
RigelSorenson RigelSorenson Sep 23, 2016
I swear to god u r jobless go study my parabatai omg how did u get time to do all this well ur leg is sprained so no wonder goddess
whenever i hear the word 'bitch' I automatically think 'thank you for the lovely compliment of calling me 'Beautiful' 'Intelligent' 'Talented' 'Charming' and 'Hot'
WATTDEFUQ WATTDEFUQ Jul 17
Firstly, this is old. Secondly, I came here for quick and smart replies. This would be waste of time. Try again hunny.