This is the story about the 19 year old Laura Green. Single and happy. But what happens when you start dating famous actor Theo James? Find out :-)
I DONT NEED NO NUMBER DADDY I ONLY NEED YOU IN MY LIFE
NOW COME TO MOTHER TATA I SHALL CUFF YOU ON MY BED--WOOPS
AGENT TATA YOU CAN'T SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS TO THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE YOU ARE AN INNOCENT POTATO YOU SHOULD ONLY SMILE
I COULD IMAGINE HIM STARING DOWN MY POTATO FACE WITH AN UNAMUSED LINE ON HIS PRECIOUS LIPS ⊙﹏⊙
AYE Y U GOTTA GO SO FAST YOU GONNA WANK THE WIENAH OR NAH WHY WHY WHY
I hope it will not be too complicated to understand for someone speaking french. But I am eager to begin this story.
If you're from the UK, shouldn't you be saying football instead of soccer?
"HEY, I JUST MET YOU, BUT THIS IS CRAZY-SO HERE'S MY NUMBER... SO CALL ME MAYBE!"