Funny Texts

Funny Texts

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TheRedClover By TheRedClover Updated Jul 24, 2014

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them!



I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

SnowdropSpiritWolf SnowdropSpiritWolf Jun 06, 2017
Hey, guess who just became available?
                              
                              :p Me. 
                              
                              Bai boo boo bear.
Zanesa_Fullbuster Zanesa_Fullbuster Jul 07, 2016
The sun is a star. 
                              That's the only star out.
                              I am your one and only star! :3 
                              
                              I can interpret it in my own way XD
boitumelokekana boitumelokekana Dec 24, 2016
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I think if is better if he could have saved it for himself
- - Jan 26, 2016
Nothing related to this, but, Kayla(BFF) said a joke.
                              
                              "This joke isn't funny but what do you call a snail at sea?" Kayla asked Sophie.
                              
                              "Dunno." Sophie said.
                              
                              "A snailor." Kayla replied.
                              
                              
                              Sophie BURSTS out laughing and every1 looks at her like she's some sorta maniac. Lol.
HeroOfPotatos HeroOfPotatos Jan 09, 2016
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
CatLordWeiler CatLordWeiler Aug 23, 2015
Omg I wish I could
                              
                              
                              *Takes a swig of vodka* Maybe this will help