Funny Texts

Funny Texts

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TheRedClover By TheRedClover Updated Jul 24, 2014

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them!



I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Hey, guess who just became available?
                              
                              :p Me. 
                              
                              Bai boo boo bear.
Zanesa_Fullbuster Zanesa_Fullbuster Jul 07, 2016
The sun is a star. 
                              That's the only star out.
                              I am your one and only star! :3 
                              
                              I can interpret it in my own way XD
boitumelokekana boitumelokekana Dec 24, 2016
😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I think if is better if he could have saved it for himself
- - Jan 26, 2016
Nothing related to this, but, Kayla(BFF) said a joke.
                              
                              "This joke isn't funny but what do you call a snail at sea?" Kayla asked Sophie.
                              
                              "Dunno." Sophie said.
                              
                              "A snailor." Kayla replied.
                              
                              
                              Sophie BURSTS out laughing and every1 looks at her like she's some sorta maniac. Lol.
That-Weird-Child That-Weird-Child Jan 09, 2016
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHA
CatLordWeiler CatLordWeiler Aug 23, 2015
Omg I wish I could
                              
                              
                              *Takes a swig of vodka* Maybe this will help