50 Random Ways...

50 Random Ways...

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McKayla By Explosivewafflez Completed

Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Need to cure boredom with randomness? Well you've come to the right place! :D

  • annoying
  • awkward
  • boys
  • bullies
  • burns
  • comebacks
  • fools
  • freakish
  • girls
  • heartache
  • hilarious
  • insults
  • jokes
  • pranks
  • psycho
  • revenge
  • shopping
  • substitute
  • teacher
  • walmart
brackenjaw434 brackenjaw434 a day ago
Insult: You're stupid
                              Comeback:sorry I tried reading your book it didn't make me smarter
                              
                              Insult:you're ugly
                              Comeback: Oh I forgot that today was dress as your favorite asswhole day
I would do the mailbox one but I live in the middle of knowwhere
Or
                              Sorry I don't need STD because ur a slit who fucks every vag/ dick in sight
MQayyoom MQayyoom Sep 17
I would say this but it won't work on cousins or siblings or uncles or aunts or other family member
You: why did I cross the road
                              Person: why?
                              You: to get to the little bitch's house
                              You: knock knock  
                              Person: who's there?
                              You: I have arrived
Or 
                              So was ur parents attempt to have protected sex
                              Or
                              So was your mom when she tried to make a decent baby