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50 Random Ways...

50 Random Ways...

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Mickey By Explosivewafflez Completed

Need a good comeback? Need a good revenge plan? Need to cure boredom with randomness? Well you've come to the right place! :D

Me: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
                              
                              Person: Hiding from you...
I always use these three responses:
                              1. “Fück yourself—Lord knows no one else will do it for you.”
                              2.*look at them up an down* "might need a few bottles of vodka first.."
                              3. Trust me on this. Give them a THUMBS UP and smile. Nothing will anger them more.
IloveDarkJack IloveDarkJack 4 days ago
ME AND MY FRIEND WOULD DO THAT TOO!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
....The only thing offending me is your lack of basic humanity
I did the Narnia thing wen I got down the back of my pants and shirt ripped off (shouldn't have done it at Canadian tire)
Boy: If you were my sister I'd poison your cereal >:(
                              Girl: If you were my brother I'd eat it ;)