Stars // klance AU

Stars // klance AU

71.8K Reads 5.1K Votes 16 Part Story
Cristy By prince-of-slaughter Completed

There were two things that Keith disliked the most about college:
  1. His roommate's taste in music
  2. Sanchez
  
  Aka. Keith and Lance become texting buddies thinking they have never met but they do in fact know each other and dislike each other with the passion of a thousand stars.
  
  This story was originally posted on AO3, my username is on my bio if you want to go read it there.

The mixtape on part 9 has a playlist on 8tracks if you want to listen: http://8tracks.com/caelestespiritu/do-starfish-dream-of-flying

controyedictory controyedictory 2 days ago
I use baking soda to wash out bloodstains it works like a charm
CorgiTravis CorgiTravis 3 days ago
oh I have this problem all the time blood all over I mean they would not stop screaming what was I supposed to do
Wildlazyness9 Wildlazyness9 3 days ago
That's the only way I eat my scrambled eggs. If there's ketchup anywhere near any other kind of egg I'm eating I'll throw a fit
my first thought: I GOT YOUR MESSAGES HAHA WHERE'S MY V ROUTE
                              my second thought: v for voltron oOh 
                              third thought: ...or vagina jFC LANCE. CALM DOWN YOU RAGING BISEXUAL/PANSEXUAL/OTHER POSSIBLE SEXUALITY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BE ATTRACTED TO KEITH
                              fourth: wtf is wrong with me
controyedictory controyedictory 2 days ago
ketchup is the only reason why my scrambled eggs manage to taste good
AyanoAishi0414 AyanoAishi0414 2 days ago
Am I the only one who thought about criminal minds when he said the killer took a selfie with the corpse?