*** unknown number: why the fuck would you hide my drumsticks??? tori: oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. unknown number: i hate you calum !! tori: oh calum is incredibly sorry. unknown number: wait.. this isn't calum is it? tori: took you a while. or calum's boredom takes over and he resorts to hiding ashton's drumsticks for entertainment. ashton texts the wrong person. he finds tori. she's a barista who, ironically, hates him and his band. #143 in fanfiction.