Just a Danisnotonfire/Dan Howell X Reader Lemon/Smut FanFiction. :o
Ok, Dan we're going to have to talk about your word filter.
Not "we'll f*ck", "word filter".
Dan if this was real life you would be digging a grave for yourself at this moment
Roses are red
Cactuses are prickly
Good god that escalated quickly
This is the greatest way to start a book. Like you don't understand
roses are red
cacti are prickly
oh my god
that escalated quickly