Private Roleplay With Newt
Newt: Hi, I'm Newt from Maze Runner. This book is basically just an individual roleplay with me.
Me: *laughs quietly yet evilly* Thanks to Newt, I shall have thousands - no, millions! - of followers!
Newt: I thought this was a just-for-fun thing.
Me: Oh, yeah, right.
Newt: *rolls eyes* Let's get started.