"Spank me daddy".
I accept requests
You can call me bastard
you can call me masturd
you can call me master
you can call me lobster
you can call me monster
Everyone be like 'you can call me monster' but how bout 'lovin the size'
Excuse me but I believe that baby down there isnt little it's actually huge asf
I STARTED WHEEZING AT THE YODA PART. JUST IMAGINE YOU HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE AND THEY SAY "mmm, harder YODA" LIKE WTF
'Yoda' is it bit off a put off. But anyways...
YOU CAN CALL MEH MONSTUR!!!!!