Things not to do on the Starship Enterprise (TOS)

Things not to do on the Starship Enterprise (TOS)

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Nastasya01 By Nastasya01 Completed

 This is a random list my friend Claudia and I came up with while watching Star Trek (TOS) 

  1.      Sit in the captain's chair

  2.      Especially if the captain is sitting in the chair.

  3.      Follow Spock around shouting "Illogical!"

 4.      Accuse Spock of going mad

 5.      Especially if he really is going mad

 6.      "Fall" into the captain

 7.      "fall" into Spock

 8.      Push Spock into the captain yelling "kiss!"

 9.      Especially if the captain is angry or stressed

 10.   And definitely not if the ship is in danger

 11.   After one of captain and spock's "moments" sigh dramatically and say long sufferingly "Oh would you guys just get a room already?"

 12 .   Video the captain after his physical- he is likely to be shirtless (dagger of the mind)

1 3.   Go to the doctor with a tiny caut, sob about your "boo boo" and ask him to "kiss it better"

1 4.   Pinch Spock's bum when he is leaning over the "science station"

1 5.   Esecially in front of the Capta...

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FCWritingCollective FCWritingCollective Aug 14, 2016
oh man, our friend @Lembas_eating_valar has a book like this. Oh, oops, someone told me once to stop advertising books and I didn't listen.
FCWritingCollective FCWritingCollective Aug 14, 2016
Oh, I'll just be in the brig singing my head off to pass the time...
                              "Oh, I am so depressed" Oops, this is Star Trek,  not The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
NCC-1701-HUFFLEPUFF NCC-1701-HUFFLEPUFF Feb 08, 2016
Spock, your mom's so human that her sensitivity rubbed off on you.
DoctorBekah DoctorBekah Jul 17, 2014
I might do those on the enterprise just to see the reaction. LOL laughing so hard right now