This is a random list my friend Claudia and I came up with while watching Star Trek (TOS)
1. Sit in the captain's chair
2. Especially if the captain is sitting in the chair.
3. Follow Spock around shouting "Illogical!"
4. Accuse Spock of going mad
5. Especially if he really is going mad
6. "Fall" into the captain
7. "fall" into Spock
8. Push Spock into the captain yelling "kiss!"
9. Especially if the captain is angry or stressed
10. And definitely not if the ship is in danger
11. After one of captain and spock's "moments" sigh dramatically and say long sufferingly "Oh would you guys just get a room already?"
12 . Video the captain after his physical- he is likely to be shirtless (dagger of the mind)
1 3. Go to the doctor with a tiny caut, sob about your "boo boo" and ask him to "kiss it better"
1 4. Pinch Spock's bum when he is leaning over the "science station"
1 5. Esecially in front of the Capta...