The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!
Pretty much what you are saying with all of these is don't use common sense. Do stuff that a reasonable person wouldn't do.
Wait what if you chose squirtel what about him can't you chose squirtel
I did that and I fell through it and ended up in the little storage area. Lol I got kicked out