Help Center | ✓

Help Center | ✓

426K Reads 40.9K Votes 45 Part Story
❅ 래나 By sonderingly Completed

❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you -❞ 

❝MY TESTICLE GOT STUCK IN YOUR STOOL OH MY FUCK.❞


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© sonderingly

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queenjohnlock queenjohnlock a day ago
when someone assumes norwegians are smart because we have a great education system im just gonna show them this
_oxyjeon _oxyjeon 15 hours ago
this is the first line but i laughed so hard already 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xstarintheskyx xstarintheskyx 4 days ago
SET OUT ON A MISSION
                              TO FIND OUR 🙏 INNER PEACE
                              If u get I f*cking love u
literaturefairy literaturefairy 10 hours ago
I SWEAR YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS FABBBB!!!! this is literally like the only book that I have read and know all more than 1/2 of the songs in the playlist!!
Justawriterme Justawriterme 3 days ago
YES YES YES YES YES SHAWNNNNNNNN SJDJTKSNCKRKS MENDES ARMYYY