Best of Sarcasms

Best of Sarcasms

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Kiki By PrismStar_23 Updated Jul 27

Sarcasms:
Insults
Irritating 
Funny
Remarks
Humor
Comebacks

Sarcasm is an art of best phrases to use against someone's stupidity. It could use for good and bad purposes. It comes from our brilliant brain to use intelligent words, for their idioticness. (Let's face it we're idiots too). If your that very sarcastic person, congratulations! You have a special talent. Don't we love sarcasm. Its like punching people in the face, but we're using words. They're harmless.

  • comebacks
  • funny
  • humor
  • sarcastic
  • teenfiction
Dis girl is on fiReeeEeEeEe
                              
                              
                              And she's burningGgGgGgG
                              
                              
                              Burnt food sucks :C
Bro can u do this one for all my left handed people?
                              
                              Me:*writing an essay*
                              Person:*walks to your desk*
                              Person: ....
                              Person:ERMAGURD UR LEFT HANDED?!?
                              Me:No. I'm just writing a f*cking essay with the wrong hand.
RickAndMortyGirl RickAndMortyGirl 2 days ago
what about when a girl during softball walks up to you and says, "Don't worry, I got third base. You probably don't know how to catch." Is there any other solution than smacking her?
Friend: crying over something useless
                              Me: go to bunnings, buy some cements, cry a f*cking river, build a bridge, harden the f*ck up and get over it.
KrJohnson7 KrJohnson7 Sep 13
I thought the song Shake it Off cured ppl of being cry babies
this sounds like you're giving us precious knowledge or special powers, and you're telling us to use it wisely or suffer the consequences.