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Best of Sarcasms

Best of Sarcasms

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Kiki By PrismStar_23 Completed


Sarcasm is an art of best phrases to use against someone's stupidity. It could use for good and bad purposes. It comes from our brilliant brain to use intelligent words, for their idioticness. (Let's face it we're idiots too). If your that very sarcastic person, congratulations! You have a special talent. Don't we love sarcasm. Its like punching people in the face, but we're using words. They're harmless.

Error_225564 Error_225564 6 days ago
If you are insulted by  a Pokemon fAn, say "Was that a Pokemon roast, because it wasn't very effective!"
(Friend:)*friend falls over* I'm fine! (Me:) OH MY GOSH I DIDNT NOTICE!!!! 😱
A wise person once said "you can keep your mouth shut and look like a fool or you could open it and prove it" you choose the second option
In art class somebody was showing of a really bad drawing and so when they say "look at this!" I said "look it's someone who doesn't care!" and pointed to myself
skruffa skruffa Feb 01
A sub once told to me to stop being a "smart donkey" in class and I told her something like 
                              "I believe it's a mule."
SafinaQueeley SafinaQueeley Nov 23, 2016
Her: I can't sleep 
                              Me: suck a dick I hear it puts hoes to sleep like a soother puts a baby to sleep