Best of Sarcasms

Best of Sarcasms

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Kiki By PrismStar_23 Updated Jul 27, 2017

Sarcasms:
Insults
Irritating 
Funny
Remarks
Humor
Comebacks

Sarcasm is an art of best phrases to use against someone's stupidity. It could use for good and bad purposes. It comes from our brilliant brain to use intelligent words, for their idioticness. (Let's face it we're idiots too). If your that very sarcastic person, congratulations! You have a special talent. Don't we love sarcasm. Its like punching people in the face, but we're using words. They're harmless.

  • comebacks
  • funny
  • humor
  • sarcastic
  • teenfiction
-SoggyNugget- -SoggyNugget- Aug 30, 2017
Dis girl is on fiReeeEeEeEe
                              
                              
                              And she's burningGgGgGgG
                              
                              
                              Burnt food sucks :C
shingeki_No_Gaynesss shingeki_No_Gaynesss Aug 18, 2017
Bro can u do this one for all my left handed people?
                              
                              Me:*writing an essay*
                              Person:*walks to your desk*
                              Person: ....
                              Person:ERMAGURD UR LEFT HANDED?!?
                              Me:No. I'm just writing a f*cking essay with the wrong hand.
AwesomeDarkCat AwesomeDarkCat Oct 17, 2017
what about when a girl during softball walks up to you and says, "Don't worry, I got third base. You probably don't know how to catch." Is there any other solution than smacking her?
13thQueenofHell 13thQueenofHell Sep 13, 2017
Friend: crying over something useless
                              Me: go to bunnings, buy some cements, cry a f*cking river, build a bridge, harden the f*ck up and get over it.
KrJohnson7 KrJohnson7 Sep 13, 2017
I thought the song Shake it Off cured ppl of being cry babies
killergoofy killergoofy Dec 23, 2017
One day my mom said I looked ugly and I'm over like you did give birth to me.