what he wants; dh & pl

what he wants; dh & pl

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💅🌵🔮👽 By galactic_space_kid Updated a day ago

Pastel/punk phan, highschool!au

Lots of cussing and sexual material, drama, and fluff. 

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"Um, how about, fuck you?" I said meanly, opening the door of my house and backing inside. 

"I'm trying to get you to but you're making it kinda hard," he mumbled, and I slammed the door in his face. 


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Warning ⚠️ contains smut cause I know that's all you horny motherheckers are here for

megan82503 megan82503 Oct 27
I just snorted. 
                              Like full on snort. 
                              What the fudge I'd wrong with me?!
megan82503 megan82503 Oct 27
This so reminds me of Sal from Impractical Jokers... 
                              I'll just leave now...
boi I stg if you don't fūcking eat i will fight you don't get into that shít because it's really hard to get out of now go fix some goddamn cookies and eat every single one of them because cookies taste good and you deserve some cookies you twat