Osomatsu-San scenarios

Osomatsu-San scenarios

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Sweet cheeks JR. By LonerAuthor Updated Apr 02

ever wanted to date NEETS ? 

yeah I know right who would want that pain - DAMN IT THEIR HOT! 

You get to date some NEETS and have children , yup this is my description

  • choromatsu
  • ichimatsu
  • jyuhimatsu
  • karamatsu
  • osomatsu
  • osomatsu-san
  • osomatsu-sanscenarios
  • todomatsu
  • xreader
fakepersona fakepersona May 23, 2017
Im not ready for children..take my sister instead shes virgin wait im also a virgin dammit she even have someone else dammit
Pffthahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaa *sighs*
Ah but you see, in Japan, the phone number always starts with a 0
                              0XX-Something-Something
                              And that first section can vary from 2-4 digits
Undertale234246 Undertale234246 Sep 14, 2017
Hold on why is are cat named crum cazse it aounds like c   u     m
This is more like a ransom to me 😂😂 it like:
                              
                              "Meet me at the park on Tuesday at 2 am don't be late and bring the cash"
My name is....
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Crap. I forgot my own name.