The Difference Between a Cat and a Comma (HP - Drarry)

The Difference Between a Cat and a Comma (HP - Drarry)

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Eighth year at Hogwarts is going to be boring. That's what Draco Malfoy thinks when the Wizengamot makes attendance a condition of his pardon. After all, after letting Death Eaters into the school, failing to kill his headmaster, and being forced to serve a homicidal madman, how could finishing up his education *possibly* be interesting?

Answer: a coveted Transfigurations advanced study position, Minerva Mcgonagall's surprising fondness for him, thestrals, tea with Hagrid, tutoring Harry Potter, Granger and Weasley's excessive PDA, and the perplexing nature of sleight-of-hand double-dates with Harry, Luna, and Ginny. And then, of course, there's righteously indignant (if misinformed) Weasley, Draco's own insecurities and flair for dramatics, and a long-suffering Kingsley Shacklebolt.

If I can work in tie-switching and Great Hall relationship reveal I will, because those are some of my very favorite tropes.

Mcgonagal and SNAPE are my favorite professors. Always have been
Where one of his friends was killed in the fire, and Draco was saved by his enemy. So traumatizing, right?! Well. Yeah... The death of a friend was, but I'd love to be in his shoes, getting saved by the oh-so-famous-Scar-Head-Potter.
Spread your wings and fly, my little dragon! WAIT!!! NOT YET!!! MAMA NEEDS A HUG FROM HER SMOL CINNAMON ROLL!!!!!!!!! *GLOMPS POOR, UNSUSPECTING DRACO*
Harry: *reads this* 
                              Me, the daughter of an english major and a student in advanced english literature classes: *shrieks in offense* 
                              
                              
                              Idek why i wrote this
"Shan't" such a funny word, isn't it? WAT DA HELL DOES IT MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNN, MAN?!
A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause