Male reader x female
Yaaaaaaaa wait she was on her period because she was stopping you right there .
Oh my god! A planet has exploded to explain how HE got banged!
That's the equivalent of saying, "Hey gurl, I got a big d!ck, do you like big d!ck?"
Come sit down and tell me about it
F/N: I can't, my ass hurts
God damn....... You son of a bitch........ I dont want no ho- i call on the blonde!!!!
HEY SHE ALONG WITH THE ITHER GIRLS ARE MY MURDER WAIFUS TOUCH THEM AND I END YOUR SORRY ASS LIVES!!!!!!!