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OMG A Book! (Randomness 3.0)

OMG A Book! (Randomness 3.0)

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Picklez By DoctorPickles1087 Updated Apr 11

Welcome, welcome all, to the third annual hungah games!
(Sorry, I had to use the accent :P)

WELCOME TO NEW YORK! WE'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR YA!
(Just kidding!!!!)

Welcome to mah house.
(No.)

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Hallo, Wattpadian mortals and immortals and fangirls and fanboys and muggles and wizards and humanoid creatures of all kinds!

My name is Picklez, and I am a very dorky teenage girl with anger issues, protective parents, a bratty sister, who currently hates everything.

This should be interesting.

Hope you enjoy my crappy life! :D

marshycakes marshycakes Dec 05, 2016
*le gasp* 
                              
                              
                              Buy, if you wanna plan a funeral, here are the steps:
                              
                              
                              1. Find the dead body. If you don't have that, substitute with a stuffed giraffe.
                              
                              
                              2. Dig a human sized hole
                              
                              
                              3. Put the body in the whole
                              
                              
                              4. Bury it
                              
                              
                              5. Tell people to come over
                              
                              
                              6. Place bags of Doritos on their "grave"
SylphOfAnime SylphOfAnime Sep 01, 2016
I read a short story about it, edited by Garth Nix.
                              Garth Nix is bæ.