The I Don't Even Know Chronicles
Nimai stood in front of the bathroom mirror, putting on several layers of lipstick and lip gloss.
Neon watched with a concerned look on his face. "Jeez Maiya-chan, how much makeup are you gonna put on?"
The girl shrugged, taking her tube of makeup away from her lips for a moment. "I don't know, enough to make me look good."
"Oh," Neon said, "you're going to need alot of makeup then."
Nimai slapped him.
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A popular band called Audio Palace, contains several teenage band members and a band manager. Let's just say they get up to some pretty wierd stuff sometimes (all the time). But there's a twist to this collection of short stories, the characters are fully aware that they're in a book. Like, why does this book even exist? This is probably the worst book you'll ever read.
(Warning: This book also contains brief suicidal themes in the chapter: "The Reflection". Why? I don't know. Why are you asking me? Why are you still reading this? Go do something productive.)