I blame CrankThatFrank for this.
HEY CRANKTHATFRANK DID A VIDEO ON THIS AND IF YOU WATCH AT THE END HE TALKS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE ANOTH CHAPTER FOR THIS STORY
I wanted to read this while I watched his reaction so I'm doing that now.
I'm reading this while playing frank's video.. i'm not ready omg
I'm already dying laughing and nothing even happened yet help me