I don't do cute
Ballòn d'Or gala, Zurich January 11th 2015
So here we are, in a hotel room in Zurich with a cursing Lionel Messi unable to tie his shirt.
"Oh fuck it!" mumbled under his breath before storming out of his room and walking down the corridor in lockstep till the room next to his one.
In a rush of conscience he almost realized the immense bullshit he was going to do (because, come on, there could always be a crazy fangirl inside) but, once again, he whisper a "fuck it" to himself and knocked at the door.