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1000 Ways To Annoy People

1000 Ways To Annoy People

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Chipster4 By Chipster4 Updated Sep 21, 2015

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it.
~Chipster4 Out~

itz-Ellen itz-Ellen May 25
What actually happened to me in 6th grade was this guy made a dirty joke and everyone started smacking their lips 😂
itz-Ellen itz-Ellen May 25
😂 Our religion teacher doesn't even KNOW that he has a SHAVED SPOT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD and my friend and I made fun of him by saying he shaved a Burger King logo on the back of his head 😂😂😂
ι'м ℓιкє α fяι¢кєи gяαммαя ρσℓι¢є ιи єνєяу ℓєѕѕσи 😂😂 тєα¢нєяѕ αяє ѕσ fяι¢кєи ѕтυρι∂ αи∂ ι'м 12 αи∂ киσω gяαммαя вєт ∂єи ∂єм χ∂
Also, if you have a sister in the same class as you (brother works too), and the teacher calls on them, shout, "I volenteer as a replacement tribute!!!" This is especially good if your teacher has a sense of humor, likes hunger games, or you're reading the hunger games in class.
My social studies teacher a basket to put our phones in and whenever we put them in we would say " I volunteer my phone for tribute!"
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