He's not that funny
Mona stopped chugging and nudged me ''Uh excuse me babe... but you do realise you have just caught the attention of Mistah J'' she said looking a little frightened. ''Who?'' I replied. She gave me a death glare ''Who?! bloody who? The Joker, the guy who owns this very club, who owns Gotham city, the guy who probably owns every single girls vagina in this joint!'' she said out of breath. ''Im not too sure about the last one'' a strange voice said. We turnt around startled to find him behind us. ''I don't own you'' he said pointing at Mona ''And I definitely don't own you... yet'' he growled tilting his head to the side, giving me a sinister smile which showed off all of his metal plated teeth.
I looked at Mona, she looked at me. ''Well shit then, who fancies another drink!?'' she said finally taking a breath.
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