This is a role play duh!, this is for Individual role-plays and for tagging people in my roles instead of making one (cause I'm lazy)
Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you onto my table and do you all night.
-I cringe. I also apologize if you already heard this one-
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together
Are you butt dialing?
Cause I swear that ass is calling me ;)
-okay 'M' 'E'...-
"You forgot the 'D' "
-There's no 'D' in me-
I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE.
"Wanna play a game?"
"Sure, anything but hide and seek. It's impossible to find a girl like you ;)"
-i am sorry XD-
This is cheesy but,
Boy: Hey, feel my shirt
Girl: //feels it
Boy: Know what it's made out of?
Boy: Boyfriend Material