"She's my friend. Nothing more. Probably less." "Sure, I definitely believe that." "It's the truth!" Why didn't she believe me? I couldn't like Her. She was...well...her! Ugh! This is what I got for being too clingy with a girl, people assumed I liked her. Well, I didn't. You wouldn't have believed me either, would you? Of course not. Credits to the author, tzunadamo.