Waste Goes Here
Absolute trash that will waste your life. Seriously, it will numb your mind. It is not funny, or entertaining, or appealing to any audience whatsoever. You shouldn't be reading this right now. Stop. Go away. You are wasting your life. Go do your homework. I know you're procrastinating just to read this. Dont. Stop now. Still here? Fine, don't blame me when your parents slap you for getting a detention for no homework. STOP READING. NOW. ITS ENOUGH. GO AWAY. DO THAT ESSAY DUE TOMORROW. EAT A CAKE. DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR LIFE.
If you're still here then your life is as empty as mine. READ AHEAD!!