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Co-writer & Editor: @Empress_Sammy
Bruh that sounds like something i would fuckin do 😂😂 i mean cmon i broke the bathroom door in half a bit and off its hinges because of a spider im pretty sure id do this IRL 😂😂😂
Let me guess; Mattie is gonna be aroused and lick it off cccccc;
I MADE AN ODD SOUND THAT SOMEWHAT RESEMBLED SOMETHING FRON JURASSIC PARK
IF THIS WAS ACTUALLY ME I'D END UP AWKWARDLY DOING EVERYTHING WRONG AND JUST CRY IN SHAME
HAVE I DISCOVERED A NEW KINK?
WILL I EVER TELL PEOPLE HOW?
everyone: how can u forget syrup
me: kill me i never eaten a pancake for 5 months