We both know you're here for the smut ;)
Co-writer & Editor: @Empress_Sammy
UNIQUE IS A VERY STRANGE WAY TO PUT IT.
"I'm gonna- I'm gonna...KESESESESESEE!"
PFFT I WAS USING A VIBRATING TOOTHBRUSH WTF WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH
I shall now say a poem -atem-
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
Holy fück that escalated quickly
My boobs are...
You know what, no. I'm not sharing by tit size with the internet
We should dance, dance, dance, dance, to these steriotypes~
FIVE METERS THE FAK HOW- I