The Art Of Sending Flowers

The Art Of Sending Flowers

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eurydice By unbaerable Updated Sep 24

"How do I passively-aggressively say fuck you in flower?" 

"Uhmm...?" 

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In which a sarcastic, sassy and undeniably heartbroken boy who goes by the name of Archer Giovani buys flowers for his cheating ex-girlfriend everyday according to his different emotions in the shop Elnora Constantine happens to work in. 
 
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cordiformm cordiformm 6 days ago
you smell like dead flowers and you're so lovely 
                              
                              [idek lmao]
jacethe jacethe Sep 17
Someone is salty...just like the chicken I ate earlier.
                              
                              That was good..
im quoting this and proceeding to screenshoting it and making it my wallpaper or something. who knows i mighty put it all over tumblr
WHAT IF IT'S A BOY HMMMM
                              
                              
                              
                              Sorry I had to defend my community members
I prefer to call myself a sushi roll *smiles innocently* AND ILY TOOO
This guy must be one of my children
                              
                              
                              I am the Queen of sass