This is gonna be a mostly fluffy collection of tomtord oneshots. If you Have any prompts or a request for what kinda of oneshots I should write let me know in the comments!
Guess it's finally time to see what the big deal is with this ship
Everyone: >screaming because of a song
Me: I have no idea what it is or why everyone's screaming.
Me: >holds a pitchfork and a club that's on fire< GET IN THAT ROOM I SWEAR I PLAY FAR CRY PRIMAL I KNOW HOW TO USE THE CLUB
SHE'S THE TEAR IN MY HEART. I'M ALIVE SHE'S THE TEAR IN MY HEART IM ON FIRE
I'm just imagining Tom....naked on a wrecking ball...end my life
Tbh I always heard it as "Sometimes you've got a bleeding nose."