paperjam finds you out in the woods and brings you to his house but some things don't go the way paperjam or you expect it to go...
I've shattered my arm before it ripped through my skin, so I'd probably laugh this off XD
If I woke up and saw jammy I'd legit die from seeing he was real
Sounds like something I did, except the soap dish didn't Impale my leg and it was 1/2 inch deep. Also run on sentence. 3rd grade teachers would be mad, add a period somewhere ☺
I'm sorry this just sounds like:
You are walking and get a huge a*s splinter, which you pull out then pass out and maybe die due to blood loss.
"Pj? As in pajamas?" That was my reaction when I first heard Paperjam's