Aliens Exist//LeafyCynical (+slight Jojian and Lunfkrz)

Aliens Exist//LeafyCynical (+slight Jojian and Lunfkrz)

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Arizona Green Tea™ flavoured bleach By artfullysinful Updated Oct 30

Calvin is just a normal teenager who has a small group of friends, a talent he doesn't like to showcase and a pretty dull life. That is, until an insanely attractive british paintbrush steps foot in his class room. An attractive paintbrush who also believes in conspiracy theories and enjoys analysing them in detail to him. 


Basically I need to stop listening to blink so much and watching anime. 
Btw after this is done im shipping this to japan to make it into an anime lmaO

LMAO ITS QUIFF NOT QUEEF WAS THAT INTENTIONAL BECAUSE QUEEF MEANS VAGINA FART