Dirty Talk'n

Dirty Talk'n

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X V III By wwetheshield Updated Jul 14

Dear Dean, 

Roses are Red 

                                                  Violets are blue 

Get over Seth. 

                                         He doesn't love you. 

And I don't give a damn 

                                          if he gave you a ring 

At the end of they day

                                                  He'll be my king 

Love, his true love (: 

                                        ****

Dear jackass with the fancy rhyming, 

Touch my Seth 

And you loose your hand (: 

How's my rhyming? 

Love, your new worst enemy, Dean fucking Ambrose

SETH NO OH MY GOD IM SCREAMING THIS CANT BE HAPPING OH MY GOD SETH I WILL RIP YOUR GODDAMN BALLS OFF AND MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THEM
Dear Seth,
                              I swear to god if you cheated I'm gonna beat with a kendo stick and a Mick Foelys bat then I'm gonna chop off you balls and shove down your throat and the beat with a steel chair