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MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

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ILiveInAGermFreeZone By INeedCoffeeHelpMe Updated Feb 11

Santa!Levi X Elf!Eren
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 'You know work nights and shitposts and Richard Nixon
Connie who's stupid and Marco you'll sicken 
But do you recall
The most famous ASSHOLE of allllll~?'
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When Levi Ackerman, a man who's DEFINITELY on the naughty list, accidentally kills Santa Claus a month before Christmas, has to take Santa's place until Christmas ends. It's all up to the half elf/half human Eren Jaeger to make sure the new Santa doesn't fuck anything up.

Ysabelthecool Ysabelthecool 2 days ago
Aot junior high student council president election episode anyone?
Jingle bells
                              Batman smells
                              Robin layed an egg
                              Stole the batmobile's wheel ((:) Jason))
                              And joker got away 
                              
                              AYYYE
julia92802 julia92802 May 12
What AoT and GoT have in common 
                              -lots of death
                              -takes place in a fictional world
                              -royalty 
                              -lies and secrets
                              -based off of books
                              -all written by the same person
                              -midgets
Ysabelthecool Ysabelthecool 2 days ago
My normal non-otaku friends when i want them to check out this certain anime. 
                              
                              
                              @DemonSlayer5876 i'm watching you....
HBC4LYFE HBC4LYFE May 13
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julia92802 julia92802 May 12
Jingle Bells
                              Eren smells
                              Armin get out of the way
                              The wall broke down 
                              And Shinsgama  (I can't spell)
                              DIED A HORRIBLE BLOODY MURDEROUS DEATH