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MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

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ILiveInAGermFreeZone By INeedCoffeeHelpMe Updated Feb 11

Santa!Levi X Elf!Eren
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 'You know work nights and shitposts and Richard Nixon
Connie who's stupid and Marco you'll sicken 
But do you recall
The most famous ASSHOLE of allllll~?'
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 Levi Ackerman is a man who's obviously on the naughty list for his countless amount of bad deeds. Life was well and boring, until he became responsible for the death of Saint Nicholas a month before Christmas. Because of this, the Levi is forced take on the role of Santa Claus until Christmas is over. It's all up to the half elf  yet half human Eren Jaeger to make sure the new Santa doesn't fuck anything up.

That moment when your grandmother knits you THAT sweater and It's itchy and fugly (fuckin ugly) as hell.😂😂👌👌✌
i_AmaLie i_AmaLie May 31
Erens POV
                              
                              Jingle bells
                              My life's hell 
                              Levi's really gay
                              
                              Mike died
                              And so did I
                              But I came back to life HEY!
                              
                              A tree killed Petra 
                              I'm glad I met ya
                              But Levi's dik is mine
                              So I guess I kinda lied
                              
                              Hanji is insane
                              Jean needs a new mane
                              Marco died a while ago but that's half of what I know HEY!
You know a story is gunna be good when the first two words are 'fück everything'
I thought it was going to say 'levi returned to the office, hanging himself....'
😨......................................................... SAVAGE LEVI😂😂😂😂
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