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MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

10.9K Reads 862 Votes 13 Part Story
I'm back-iru By INeedCoffeeHelpMe Updated Feb 11

Santa!Levi X Elf!Eren
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 'You know work nights and shitposts and Richard Nixon
Connie who's stupid and Marco you'll sicken 
But do you recall
The most famous ASSHOLE of allllll~?'
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When Levi Ackerman, a man who's DEFINITELY on the naughty list, accidentally kills Santa Claus a month before Christmas, has to take Santa's place until Christmas ends. It's all up to the half elf/half human Eren Jaeger to make sure the new Santa doesn't fuck anything up.

silent-specter silent-specter 5 days ago
YOU HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK, LEVI, IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN 😂
You know you would at least expect him to fall ON the roof not OFF
todiesan todiesan Apr 08
The only abusive relationship everyone supports, jorker and harley quinn....well when their no shipping him with batman
INeedCoffeeHelpMe INeedCoffeeHelpMe Aug 14, 2016
@PastelDaddy *takes a seat for a moment to process what I just read* Umm thank you XD. I polish my rat shît infested crown on weekdays Tuesday through Thursday 0-o
Arekku_Uddowado Arekku_Uddowado Sep 06, 2016
Hehehe I bet Daddy's REEEEAAALLLL eager to give Eren his presents