MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

MERRY. FUCKING. CHRISTMAS. [Riren/Ereri AU]

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ILiveInAGermFreeZone By INeedCoffeeHelpMe Updated Feb 11

Santa!Levi X Elf!Eren
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 'You know work nights and shitposts and Richard Nixon
Connie who's stupid and Marco you'll sicken 
But do you recall
The most famous ASSHOLE of allllll~?'
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 Levi Ackerman is a man who's obviously on the naughty list for his countless amount of bad deeds. Life was well and boring, until he became responsible for the death of Saint Nicholas a month before Christmas. Because of this, the Levi is forced take on the role of Santa Claus until Christmas is over. It's all up to the half elf  yet half human Eren Jaeger to make sure the new Santa doesn't fuck anything up.

I less you DID IT (from my friend from camp) with Eren (THEN THEY DID IT *head bangs)
Wolfy57286 Wolfy57286 Aug 25
Let's destroy my childhood and read this out loud to my little sibling shall we?
                              
                              I'm not reading it to my sibling but I am ruining my childhood! HERE WE GO
shitbandit shitbandit Sep 03
IT TOOK ME A HOLE 2 MINUTES TOO UNDERSTAND THAT IT WAS SANTA AND NOT THE JEAGERBOOTY!!!
🎶Dashing through the snow, in a pair of broken skis, through the hills I go, smashing into trees hahaha, the snow is getting red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, hey!🎶
I exited the app to answer my friend and I come back to see daddy so I had to reread the page
                              
                              
                              
                              Fûck me and my yaoi mind
Djinn-_- Djinn-_- May 13
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