SCORBUS

SCORBUS

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🏳️‍🌈. By Better_Strange Updated Sep 01

I'm sorry but this is a problem... Just this mostly just fluffy one shots, so yeah.

IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER CAUSE ITS 3 IN THE MORNING, IM IN A SMALL HOTEL ROOM WITH MY SISTER NEXT TO ME AND MY PARENTS IN THE BED NEXT TO ME, AND OMFGS, MURDER ME NOW
I CANT EVEN. LIKE IM LITTERALLY CANT EVENING RIGHT NOW. ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO EVEN I CANT. I JUST CANT EEEEEVVVVEEEEENNNNN
I LITTERALLY texted my friends once this summer that was yesterday and there is only a week and a half of summer left
Harry: gayest man I've ever known
                              Me: gAyEsT mAn I'vE eVeR kNoWn
                              Me: you haven't seen your albus with scorpius have you
YESYESYESYESYES, THANK YOU FOR THIS, THIS IS PERFECTION, BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU
I WANT TO NAME MY FUTURE CHILD ALBUS NOW AND HOPE THAT HES GAY SO I CAN GIVE HIM THIS SPEECH