I finally learned how to use wattpad and yes im that retarted XD
If you died you won't be writing
Or just like
"Must update Wattpad... Okay. Done. Now die in peace." 👌🏼
ER MA GURD
ITS THE ALPHA
ALPHA IS THE HOUSE DUDES/GUYS/PEOPLES
Your last words "Dad update Wattpad for me!!" *she dies* your dad: What's Wattpad?!?!