all credit to rightful owners. I find all of these on tumblr.
A * beside the number means it was written by me.
Shawn :"Sit on my cock"
Me: *sit on a chicken*
shawn :"What the fu*ck?"
WHEN THEY WERE TILTING THEIR HEADS BACK I IMAGINED BOTH OF THEM DOING IT AT THE SAME TIME AND OML IM DYING