Can You Not Kidnap Me?
What's more awkward than a 19 year old girl who talks to herself and cake? Well add constant hot kidnappers, family secrets, a goat, a step-family, a gay best friend, and a fake boyfriend. There you have it, the sugar, spice, and everything nice in Skylar Rivers' life.
* this story was written when I was like 10 years old
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I could just feel my uterus stabbing itself in the eye with a fork. Do uteruses even have eyes? What's the plural word for uterus? Do I need cake?
"Yes." I answered myself while getting tired of being a pathetic little girl. I am a strong independent woman who no men wants. So, I will be a pathetic, full, little girl.
"Damn right I am!" I told myself already getting my coat and house keys. Oh how life would be easier if I could afford a car.
Not caring about why going in public wearing my duck slippers and unicorn pajamas, I stepped outside. "CAKE HERE I COME!" I yelled so my precious baby can hear me.