Dude: You don't know who I am. Me: doesn't matter Dude: It matters a little. Me: nuh uh Me: you're fun to talk to Dude: Seriously, you don't even know my name. Doesn't that bother you? Me: nahhh Me: I'm gonna change your name in my phone to Mr. Stranger Me: change mine to Esteban Me: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Me: if you don't get that joke I'm gonna slap you through this phone Mr. Stranger: What have I gotten myself into? Me: oh honey, you've got a big storm coming ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One accidentally butt-texted the other and the rest was history.