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    The Moustache Girl
    The Moustache Girl
    clickomath
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    • Reads
      Reads 325,156
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    • Parts
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      Time 4h 2m
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    clickomath
    Complete
    Complete, First published Sep 01, 2013
    Socially-awkward Abby Waters is enjoying her summer holidays with her diaper buddy, Lindsay. But what started with just an ordinary game of Truth and Dare, turned out to be an extremely embarrassing encounter with Mr.HotBlueEyes, as she calls him. What's worse, he thought she was a guy. 
        
        And she thought it couldn't get any worse. 
        
        - - - - - - 
        With an awkward cough, I was snapped out of my trance and I saw the guy holding me getting extremely uncomfortable. 
        
        "Dude, you okay?"
        
        The nameless hottie asked. Oh shit, he thinks I'm a guy. I hate you fate. He let go of me and I stood awkwardly thinking of what to say.
        
        "Yeah. Thanks, uh, dude."
        
        I gave him a small smile and walked off towards Lindsay who now had tears in her eyes from laughing.
        - - - - - - 
        
        (honestly, you could find something better to read than this poorly written, loop-holed book written by a thirteen year old me; the only reason i haven't taken it down is that i don't have the heart to do so - even then, please know i appreciate all of your comments, thank you so so much!)
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    Table of contentsLast updated Sep 14, 2015
    • Prologue : Agent Abby Waters.
    • Chapter 1 : Could it get any worse?
    • Chapter 2 : "Uh, weird-dude-who-I-don't-know say whaat?"
    • Chapter 3 : Curse you cliché, the overused expression.
    • Chapter 4 : Being badass.
    • Chapter 5 : "He totally digs you!"
    • Chapter 6 : Lessons learnt. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 7 : Who said girls couldn't snort?
    • Chapter 8 : Best 'friendly date' ever. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 9 : He's not a wolf, you know?
    • Chapter 10 : Calculus, why you be a pain in the butt?
    • Chapter 11 : Cue the butterflies in my tummy.
    • Chapter 12 : She opens her mouth, and all hell breaks loose.
    • Chapter 13 : When did my inner conscious become so girly? (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 14 : All hail Liam!
    • Chapter 15 : So much for being a spy. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 16 : I'm turning into an overly-hormonal teenager.
    • Chapter 17 : Who knew she could throw a punch? (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 18 : What ifs, you ruin my life.
    • Chapter 19 : Cupid, the God of love. Oh what an honour.
    • Chapter 20 : You need to learn how to Hakuna Matata, Matt.
    • Chapter 21 : Thank god for Starbucks.
    • Chapter 22 : Holy cheese balls, it's the hooligan.
    • Chapter 23 : I sound like some mushy Romeo. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 24 : I really hope that didn't creep her out. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 25 : Way to ruin the moment, Abby. Good going, seriously.
    • Chapter 26 : Yeah, everything is just peachy. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 27 : Moms are overdramatic.
    • Chapter 28 : Can this get any more perfect?
    • Epilogue : The end is just the beginning.
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    • Prologue : Agent Abby Waters.
    • Chapter 1 : Could it get any worse?
    • Chapter 2 : "Uh, weird-dude-who-I-don't-know say whaat?"
    • Chapter 3 : Curse you cliché, the overused expression.
    • Chapter 4 : Being badass.
    • Chapter 5 : "He totally digs you!"
    • Chapter 6 : Lessons learnt. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 7 : Who said girls couldn't snort?
    • Chapter 8 : Best 'friendly date' ever. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 9 : He's not a wolf, you know?
    • Chapter 10 : Calculus, why you be a pain in the butt?
    • Chapter 11 : Cue the butterflies in my tummy.
    • Chapter 12 : She opens her mouth, and all hell breaks loose.
    • Chapter 13 : When did my inner conscious become so girly? (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 14 : All hail Liam!
    • Chapter 15 : So much for being a spy. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 16 : I'm turning into an overly-hormonal teenager.
    • Chapter 17 : Who knew she could throw a punch? (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 18 : What ifs, you ruin my life.
    • Chapter 19 : Cupid, the God of love. Oh what an honour.
    • Chapter 20 : You need to learn how to Hakuna Matata, Matt.
    • Chapter 21 : Thank god for Starbucks.
    • Chapter 22 : Holy cheese balls, it's the hooligan.
    • Chapter 23 : I sound like some mushy Romeo. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 24 : I really hope that didn't creep her out. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 25 : Way to ruin the moment, Abby. Good going, seriously.
    • Chapter 26 : Yeah, everything is just peachy. (Matt's P.O.V)
    • Chapter 27 : Moms are overdramatic.
    • Chapter 28 : Can this get any more perfect?
    • Epilogue : The end is just the beginning.
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