When I get bored and wanna write a NALU lemon.
Wow. All happy and good then...
How does he know what that taste like? GRAY WTH YOU DOIN WITH HIM?!
What the heck...how do you put the whole hand in.? 😂😂😂😂
Wait, I thought you had to have s*x your wedding night to -------------- seal the deal, yea lets just put it that way
Married for two months and still haven't f**ked yet?
What is wrong with you?!
Once I forgot to wear underwear
Oh wait, that's every time I'm home alone