Tetrahedral Scrambled Eggs and Badass Advent...
Zeta is a human. Not any normal human, though, not even close. Zeta is a human with a black eyepatch with three purple stripes; behind that eyepatch is a seemingly empty dark space, and a if-you-waste-my-time-you-gonna-die-bitch personality.
He is around 23 years old, lives in solidarity, is part of the Universal Federation (or UF for short; the UF is a nearly perfect universal government, but it does have its corruption and flaws!), does business deals with people around the universe, but most importantly...
ABSOLUTELY hates humans. And for good reason; they are, for the most part, very mentally weak compared to most other intelligent life, and WAIT! HYPOCRISY! ZETA IS A HUMAN!
Well, Zeta has a special type of personality that makes him not want to feel emotions, VERY intelligent and constantly curious to know more, and pretty much neglects and/or hates anyone below his level. Humans are a very, very good example.
Zeta has many friends: they are from an uncountable amount of civilizations. It's pretty damn hard to be friends with Zeta; you have to act first. But if you can become his friend, he'll work with you past what you can imagine. But he only makes fair deals; don't give yourself more and he'll play fair, too. He'll work with anybody; from the top of the Universal Federation (corrupt assholes) to humans (dumbasses), as long as you have a good deal. If you waste his time with a fake or joke or overall bad deal, you'll most likely die.
He also has created his own language; Bangg. It's pretty intricate, cool, and for the most part easy to speak. He also loves to learn other languages; his personal accomplishment in linguistics is learning the language Dgöpp, or at least, that's the closest translation possible from English.
You'll learn more as you read this book of badass adventures of Zeta, also known as his normal life.
(This description made you feel bad about your existence, didn't it? I'm pretty sure it did, if you're human. BYE!)