My Awesome Book of Randomness & Complete Cra...
Me: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book!
Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care.
Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might!
Darth Vader: Why am I here?
Me: Because I want you here!
I: Actually it would be want since you're talking about me, but I never said that I wanted him here.
You: I! Stop referring to yourself in the third person!
Yourself: She said nothing about me though...
Me: No, she said I, not me... And try were talking about you!
You: No, I was talking to yourself!
Me: As in me? Or as in you talking to yourself?
Darth Vader: (-_-) *facepalm*