Title says it all.
It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine you only nearly killed me, no biggie..
I cut you with my machetty because you strangled me and then GRAYSON locked you outside the door, and I cried and the I ate lots of muffins because I prefer Shawn mendes
Lol, I can imagine Ethan banging on the window and swearing his face up and down it
I'd be like "DO YOU HAVE FOOD? NO? THEN I WONT 'SHUT THE FCK UP'"
Well, that was very straightforward, personally I would have just shot him with my hand gun, but words will work too I guess
UM NO ITS NOT TF? YOU CHOKED ME WHILE WE WERENT MAKING LOVE. BUT YEAH, TOTALLY FINE. ITs okay. JUST KILL ME, IYS OKAY