-AU in which Batman is tired, Zucco is stupid, and Robin needs to work on his observational skills-
"Hey, Bats, been awhile, hasn't it?
Of course, you expected me to say "hey, dad," didn't you?
I guess I just don't want to be what you are.
You didn't expect me to turn out this way, huh? "Once a hero, always a hero," you always told me.
But, you are a liar. So I guess it's my fault for believing you, for putting my faith in you.
It hurts, doesn't it?
To believe someone has your back, only to discover that they've never really been there at all.
They're just credible actors.
Well, be that as it may, this isn't an act.
And, you wanna know the best bit?
This... This is all your fault."
(Actual description inside. I do not own any of these characters, they belong to DC Comics. And, don't worry, my crappy drawing will soon be replaced with a better cover.)